Welcome to your future home. No, you don’t need flying cars or holographic assistants (yet), but thanks to Costco‘s deals this week, your house is getting a serious upgrade. With the theme of AI, automation, and making life just a little easier, we’re diving into some quasi-robotic wonders that’ll have you saying, “Where have you been all my life?”

Let’s face it: We all want things done faster and with less effort. Costco heard our collective sighs and brought the goods, delivering everything from robot vacuums to smart thermometers.

Here’s a look at the best Costco finds this week.

1. Best Massage Serene 2D SL Rail Massage Chair

What if I told you that after a long day of pretending to be a productive adult, you could collapse into a chair that massages away your troubles like a personal robot masseuse? The Best Massage Serene 2D SL Rail Massage Chair is here to make that dream a reality.

For only $999.99 (after a sweet $300 off), this chair offers five massage techniques, heating therapy, and even a foot roller massage. It’s basically like having your own personal spa technician at your beck and call — minus the awkward small talk. Imagine getting a foot massage while watching Netflix.

2. Chef iQ Smart Thermometer and Hub, 2 Probe Set

Welcome to cooking in the 21st century. Gone are the days of overcooked roasts and burnt steaks. With the Chef iQ Smart Thermometer and Hub, you’ll feel like a culinary mastermind without lifting a finger (well, except to touch your phone).

Priced at $79.99 after $20 off, this gadget comes with the world’s thinnest wireless probes that monitor the internal temperature of your food, and the oven or grill’s ambient temperature. The accompanying app gives you step-by-step cooking instructions, so you can pretend you’re on a cooking show — minus Gordon Ramsay yelling at you.

Want to feel like a car genius without spending your weekends buried in grease and YouTube tutorials? The ThinkCheck M70 Diagnostic Scan Tool is your answer, and at $139.99 (down $50), it’s practically begging to help you.

Plug this bad boy into your car’s OBDII port, and it’ll tell you what’s going on under the hood — no apps needed. From resetting that annoying check engine light to diagnosing issues on the spot, it’s like having your own personal pit crew in your glove compartment. Bonus points: It even comes with free software updates for life. Who said cars and tech don’t mix?

4. Jura S8 Automatic Coffee Machine

Are you ready to revolutionize your mornings? Say goodbye to your basic drip coffee and hello to barista-quality brews at home with the Jura S8 Automatic Coffee Machine. This fancy gadget is $1,999.99 (after a generous $400 off), and it comes equipped with a 4.3-inch color touchscreen, 15 specialty drinks, and a professional-grade foam frother.

Imagine waking up to a perfectly crafted cappuccino without the annoying Starbucks lines. This machine even grinds your beans with precision using its AromaG3 Grinder. Who needs human interaction when you can have the perfect espresso at home? You’ll never need to leave your kitchen again.

5. Roborock Qrevo MaxV Robot Vacuum and Mop

Look, cleaning is overrated. Luckily, the Roborock Qrevo MaxV Robot Vacuum and Mop feel the same way and are here to do the dirty work for you.

Priced at $899.99 (after $250 off), this little robot has 7,000 Pa suction power, meaning it cleans like a champion while you binge-watch your favorite shows. It mops, too, so you’re literally hands-off when it comes to floors. With its intelligent dirt detection and AI-powered obstacle recognition, it’s like having a tiny cleaning genius zipping around your house. Plus, it responds to voice commands — so you can feel like the ruler of your clean, dust-free domain.

In a world where time is money (and effort is overrated), these Costco finds are here to save the day. From massage chairs that do all the work to robot vacuums that clean while you relax, Costco offers the ultimate futuristic convenience. So, go ahead and embrace the tech takeover. Your future self will thank you, probably from a massage chair with a fresh cup of espresso in hand.